just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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