I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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