So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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