seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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