Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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