Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I think I sprained my soul last night
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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