Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i drank out of a bidet.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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