that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I understand Curling. That high.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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