Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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