i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
