I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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