We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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