Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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