Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You don't make any sense
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