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A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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