I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
dude. I can hear the air.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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