is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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