Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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