they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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