I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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