well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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