I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.