so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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