jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just blew my weed a kiss
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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