Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
50% drunk capacity currently
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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