If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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