just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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