ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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