paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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