you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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