Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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