I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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