I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Randomize
