It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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