trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You were trust falling into bushes
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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