you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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