His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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