Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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