i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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