My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.