we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
