Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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