The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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