What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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I need you to use more vowels.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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