Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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