READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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Goodbee
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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