Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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