sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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