is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
