i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
This house was built for laser tag.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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