Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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